Item #: SCP-517

Object Class: Keter

Summary of Inconsistency: SCP-517 does not resemble current records in any way, and is described as a 4.5-meter, four-armed creature with long horns, black fur, and numerous humanoid features. It is preternaturally durable, and possesses extremely advanced regeneration properties.

Object Class: Safe

Summary of Inconsistency: SCP-517 resembles our records, except that the figure in the booth is a horned devil, and the placard above it reads "THE DEVIL IS IN THE DETAILS - KNOW THE FUTURE - AMAZE YOUR FAMILY AND FRIENDS - DON'T WORRY ABOUT THE PRICE!"

Item #: SCP-3382

Object Class: Keter

Summary of Inconsistency: The voice matching SCP-3382-B, one Angela Hawksburn, survived chemotherapy but miscarried her child as a consequence. Instances of SCP-3382-A are erected as normal, but target grieving mothers instead of terminally ill children. Upon calling, mothers are offered a [DATA EXPUNGED]

Object Class: Euclid

Summary of Inconsistency: The voice matching SCP-3382-B, one Angela Hawksburn, acquiesced to Foundation attempts to reason, and no longer erects billboards in favor of making anonymous donations to other children's charities, funded by Foundation intermediaries. A Foundation operative is to call her every Sunday evening for her entertainment.

Object Class: Euclid

Summary of Inconsistency: SCP-3382 is an irregular sphere measuring approximately 174 meters. Weight is redacted for unknown reasons. The object appears biological in nature, but is somehow capable of spaceflight.

Item #: SCP-2601

Object Class: Euclid

Summary of Inconsistency: SCP-2601 is contained via similar means to our current reality, but information about the locus has not been successfully recorded. Heuristic analysis of test and staffing records indicates an extreme ratio of attrition, with a considerable impact to operational staff assigned to the anomaly. Management of the situation by senior leadership is ineffective.

Object Class: Keter

Summary of Inconsistency: SCP-2601 is contained via similar means to our current reality, but information about the locus has not been successfully recorded. Heuristic analysis of test and staffing records indicates an extreme ratio of attrition, with a considerable impact to operational staff assigned to the anomaly. In contrast to the anomaly's ease of containment, a mandatory, ongoing test protocol has been ordered by [DATA EXPUNGED], resulting in a drastic decline in available D-Class personnel.

Object Class: Safe

Summary of Inconsistency: SCP-2601 has been contained, with full physical records of the locus retained using the Euler-Christiansen protocol. It has been secured permanently in a standard small object vault, with a two-factor lock mechanism behind a standard time-lock safe. Unlike our observed baseline reality as of ██/██/20██, the anomaly has been continually under the direction of Senior Researcher Acworth since the object's acquisition.

Object Class: Pending

Summary of Inconsistency: SCP-2601 is completely different in nature to our current, subjective reality, apparently representing some sort of primitive war god. Efforts to contain the anomaly appear successful.

Object Class: Pending

Summary of Inconsistency: SCP-2601 is completely different in nature to our current, subjective reality, documented as a humanoid of remarkably agreeable appearance and character, possessing anomamorphic effects. SCP-2601 appears to possess undocumented, K-Class memetic effects, as it is recorded as being under consideration as a neutralization vector for SCP-076. It appears that significant memetic infiltration of the Foundation's leadership by the anomaly has occurred.