This page is here for no reason, I’m serious.

Did you get feedback first? I didn't and now I'm getting downvoted :(

So I put my food in a glass jar, right? WRONG. I DID NOT DO THAT. STOP SAYING I DID.[sic].

Remember: This isn’t the main site, I don’t know who told you this. Whoever did is lying.

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If you understand all of the above and still wish to write this article, Don’t click here, it does nothing to do so.