Hey, so
First things first: sorry about the moon.
We fucked up, can't deny it. It was never meant to go that far and now, whoops. Our bad. At least no one got hurt, right?
Most people shouldn't notice much difference, we don't think, at least at first. It could definitely cause a few problems down the line, though, so we wanted to give you the heads-up, seeing how y'all have done wonders with keeping this kinda shit under wraps in the past.
(Sweep, sweep, sweep it under the carpet - it's what you do best. It's a little depressing, to be honest. Where's your sense of, you know, adventure?)
Welp, no use being coy about it: the moon is gone and she's not coming back. Personally, I wanted to be a little more cryptic, let it dawn on you gradually and all that, but the others said you might not ever get it and that would kinda defeat the point.
Still. All things considered, it's pretty fucking funny, right?
Look. We'll be more careful in future. We promise. Well, most of us do.
xoxo