Item #: SCP-XXXX-J
Object Class:Euclid Safe (See Interview Log XXXX-J)
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX-J is allowed to freely traverse around Site-19 where it is located, but is to be under constant observation by two (2) guards with Level 3 Clearance, who is Agent ███ and Agent ████ to avoid SCP-XXXX-J from breaching containment. At 2000 hours, SCP-XXXX is to be locked in a 5³ meter metal containment chamber with furniture toys requested by SCP-XXXX-J, and carpeted flooring. SCP-XXX-J is to wear a camera attached to their collar 24/7, recording and streaming. SCP-XXX-J does not seem to mind this. SCP-XXX-J must have at least seven (7) nine (9) hours of social interaction every day to avoid signs of depression and rage. (See Incident Report XXXX-J)
Description: SCP-XXXX-J is an intellectual dog. SCP-XXXX-J possesses two dimensions; the first being 22.86 centimeters, 26.03 centimeters, 10.17 centimeters, and the second being 63.89 centimeters, 71.65 centimeters, 30.11 centimeters in height, length, and width, respectively. These two sizes fluctuate every two weeks. SCP-XXXX-J also has no definite breed, changing every 24 hours, including a purebred and a mix. However, SCP-XXXX-J's breed does not affect its size. This change is instant and is unable to be captured.
SCP-XXXX-J perfectly understands all languages, preferring English. SCP-XXXX-J cannot speak these languages verbally and must communicate using either an enormous QWERTY keyboard to push with their paws, or use morse code. SCP-XXXX-J expresses no preference for either of these options. However, SCP-XXXX-J will only respond with very few words, and with minimal grammar. When SCP-XXXX-J was questioned as to why they use little english, they claim that it is pointless.
SCP-XXXX-J is a cognitohazard. When anyone plays, talks, or interacts with SCP-XXXX-J will have an immediate feeling of security, happiness, and vibrancy. This only takes effect if SCP-XXXX-J is aware of them, thus recordings of barking, pictures, and videos of SCP-XXXX-J do not have this effect when away from SCP-XXXX-J. SCP-XXXX-J has also shown effective in curing depression, bipolar disorder, intense anxiety, and cynophobia.
SCP-XXXX-J does not receive sustenance via food and water, but by affection, social interaction, and playing. SCP-XXXX-J requires seven (7)(See Interview-XXXX-J) nine hours (9) of social interaction and playtime every 48 hours. If SCP-XXXX-J does not receive the specifications they will enter a 'rage' mode, where the will kill anyone on sight if they do not give SCP-XXXX-J pets within the 10 seconds they are within eye sight. SCP-XXXX-J will go out of rage mode for 15 minutes, and if they do not receive the attention they deserve, they will re-enter rage mode and continue on. (See Interview-XXXX-J) SCP-XXXX-J can and will occasionally eat out of preference because, "like it and feel good [sic]," but does not produce any waste products. SCP-XXXX-J does also not require sleep but does anyway because it seems to enjoy it. SCP-XXXX-J also shows no signs of ageing, but all breeds it becomes are all average sizes for adult males, but lacks genitalia. SCP-XXXX-J also seems to be indestructible by current means, thus collecting DNA and tissue samples are impossible.
At 1600, On March 15, 19█, Agent ████, who at the time was patrolling SCP-XXXX-J, was in the restroom when they came under the cognitohazardous effects of SCP-███ during a containment breach. SCP-XXXX-J only got three hours of playtime that day and entered their "rage" mode. Killing seven researchers who were attempting to evacuate the building, because they refused to pet SCP-XXXX-J due to security measures. SCP-XXXX-J was then captured by Doctor ██████ who was one of the researchers tasked with SCP-XXXX-J.
Date: February 18th, 20██
Interviewee: SCP-XXXX-J
Interviewer: Agent ███
[BEGIN LOG]Agent ███: "Were you created in a lab, or were you born from a mother?"
SCP-XXXX-J: i forgot that long time
Agent ███: "Do you know how long you have been alive?"
SCP-XXXX-J: i not know how long i been most far memory was dino era
Agent ███: "Why do you attack anyone if they don't pet you?"
SCP-XXXX-J: bcuz not pet mean not love
Agent ███: What happened to you before we took you in here?
SCP-XXXX-J:[DATA EXPUNGED]:"I'm removing this from the document, that was way too sad even just to hear, I can understand why." -Agent ███Agent ███: Well, I hope you know that everyone at this facility loves you and enjoys having you here. But just because we don't pet you, doesn't mean we don't love you. We might be busy, or have a strict schedule.
SCP-XXXX-J: no it mean not love me i not want that time again
Agent ███: "Well, we can assure you that we will be here along time to love and pet you. Just don't attack anyone else in this facility alright?"
SCP-XXXX-J: no
Agent ███: "Please? We are asking for your cooperation, and we could come to a compromise."
SCP-XXXX-J: what u have that i want
Agent ███: "If we increase the amount of playtime you get each day, will you refrain from attacking anyone if they don't pet you?"
SCP-XXXX-J: how many
Agent ███: "Does an extra hour satisfy you?"
SCP-XXXX-J: 2 hour
Agent ███ checks with researchers if it will fit their schedule, they all approve, aside from Richard, he's an a██holeAgent ███: "It will fit their schedule, we will increase your playtime by 2 hours. Thank you for your time."
[END LOG]