Item #: SCP-3603
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures:
SCP-3603 is to be contained within a standard Class-YUT humanoid containment chamber within Site-511. SCP-3603 is to be fed in accordance with Nutritional Document 3603-A. SCP-3603 is to be treated as though it is a non-anomalous human.
In the event SCP-3603 breaches containment, project Apple-Seed is to be enacted. More information regarding project Apple-Seed can be found within Document Apple-Sauce, or within the Site-511 dossier.
Addendum: In light of Incident 271-Y, SCP-3603 has been relocated to a Class-KIL humanoid containment chamber. All affected documentation, except for SCP-3603's document, is to be destroyed. As of 5/11/2018, Project Apple-Seed is in full effect. Please see document Apple-Sauce for more information.
Description:
SCP-3603 is a human male, around 37 years of age at the time of writing. SCP-3603 was discovered within ████████, Kansas attempting to transform various household items using its anomalous ability, which it will then sell to people for money. SCP-3603 is a infohazard. All written and/or digital information regarding SCP-3603 will reformat the words to resemble columns. SCP-3603 states that this occurs independent of SCP-3603's input.
Additionally, SCP-3603 is capable of transforming any small object (roughly 2kg or smaller) into cylinders. This transformation occurs almost instantly. SCP-3603 is also capable of reverting objects to their original form after it has been transformed. Transformed objects, in 99.98% of all cases, will still be able to function. For example, a television remote will still have buttons that function as intended, and a small touch-screen phone will still have a touch-screen, albeit one that is very difficult to use properly. However, SCP-3603 can only have 20 objects transformed at a time without feeling any physical pain. It states that it gets very uncomfortable at 10 transformed objects.
Addendum: Incident 271-Y
On 5/11/2018, SCP-3603 transformed the entirety of Site-551 into a set of 7 extremely large tube shaped buildings. 2 casualties were reported from the event. SCP-3603 states that every year, they "unload a lot of stress," having their anomaly affect all nearby buildings. Additionally, it says that it is connected to GoI-8731 ("Gamers Against Weed"). However, it is unknown what the correlation between SCP-3603 and the group is at this moment.
For more information regarding GoI-8731, please see document 7UY-0 for more information. Evidence regarding SCP-3603's connection to the group can be found in Document-Is-This-Loss?